never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
Ad placement game too strong
::logs off:: I’m done!
if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?
"I’m just a normal bloke who’s doing quite well in football."
OH MY GOD
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
they got mad
Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”
So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.
BEING AT A CONCERT AND WANTING TO ENJOY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT BUT ALSO WANTING TO TAKE GOOD VIDEO AND PICTURES TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING
"Real Madrid is the biggest club and that creates a lot of envy around it. You can say that the treatment is the same, but it’s not. Real Madrid is the best in the world and it will fight until the end. The fans were great, they spurred us on, and I have to thank them for their support since the start of the season. I believe we are going to win the league.” — Cristiano Ronaldo [+ ∙ +]